I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there’s some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
cute!
Kristen Bell’s Sloth Meltdown (by TheEllenShow)
so cute
hahaha cute
Recent photo of a little boy visiting the White House. He wanted to feel Obama’s hair because he wanted to know if the President’s hair felt just like his. Obama obliged. Priceless.
(via simplycomplex27)
When the person you like calls or texts you unexpectedly. →
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Liam Neeson recording a voicemail message for a fanFollowing this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
I hate it when people say, "Don't worry, there are 6 billion people in this world, and one of them is for you." →
Witch, do I look like I’m gonna travel around the world and meet all these 6 billion people?
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
ummm ME!!!
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